As a freelance IT group, we live to serve(r). Our specialty is custom tailoring compute designs to your home or small/medium business’ needs. Let us know the technology that you want to adopt and we can provide specific designs purpose built for your workflow’s hectic demands. From thin client to workstation to server to mainframe, we have a variety of solutions available for any need.


To report abuse of our systems or any abuse we may help rectify, send an e-mail to:
abuse@cynicaloptimist.me


For general support or help with any of our designs/services:
support@cynicaloptimist.me


For sales information, custom build requests, or to pick our brain on building anything as-of-yet unforeseen:
sales@cynicaloptimist.me


For enterprise design requests (software/hardware/infrastructure designs requiring high availability) your inquiry should be directed to:
edr@cynicaloptimist.me


To submit open source code or documentation to us:
opensource@cynicaloptimist.me


For anything else, please contact us at:
info@cynicaloptimist.me


Please note that abuse of any of these contact routes may be used as terms for permanent banning from our services. Any spam or junk messages will be fed to heuristic algorithms to aid in our e-mail protection services. Feed me, Seymore!